Yes, you read correctly. Penis Pasta. And no one else will appreciate it at as much as him. I'm sure it goes great with meatballs. Large ones.
Penis Pasta $10.00
All the Single Ladies (that means you and your gay bestie) love and live for Beyonce. And with this 2 CD/ 1 DVD performance in Las Vegas, you both will be singing every lyric by Sasha Fierce and performing all the dance moves to Get Me Bodied at PopStarz. $10 with flyer to watch you both perform. $12 without flyer.
Beyonce..I Am World Tour Deluxe Edition $15.00
We all know our gay boyfriends love to decorate their room, your room, to the bathroom. This paper moose head will be the perfect addition to funk up his room and give it that vintage feel while being eco friendly.
Animal Friendly Cardboard Moose Bust-Sz Small $11.99
He needs his beauty sleep, a little R & R from those nights dancing away at Cherry Pop. And we all know every gay man loves Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So he can pop this little sucker in the fridge, put it on and then kick ass at sleeping.
Puffy the Eye Bag Slayer $6.00
We girls know to have a gay bestie by our side, he has to be fashionable and put together. And he would completely agree. You both DO live for fashion. And with so many holiday parties coming up, you two have to coordinate your outfits. Move over Brad Goreski, bow ties are out, and ties are in. There's a new gay bestie in town.
Urban Renewal Men's Vintage Ties $18.00
Money Bag Gift
Jello shot in one hand, vodka soda in the other. Yes you two have been pre-drinking to drinking at the club now. It's all part of the ritual when going out. Cute boy walks by and you both silently look at each other. Your telepathic waves are so in sync it's unbelievable. Wait...at least you think he's cute, which is where this shirt comes in handy. At least he can record the cute boy and him dancing, and check to make sure his beer goggles aren't getting in the way. This shirt is made for Double -oh- seven partying status.
Electronic Spy Shirt $39.99
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