The Anatomy of Laker Front Row Seating & the Mysterious Yori

There was an awesome article in the Hollywood Reporter last week, laying out the logistics and all that goes into the Laker's front row seating. (No, there is actually no PR company that strategically places each celebrity and their groupie of the week).

And they even called out the mysterious Yori asian lady that sits next to Jack Nicholson. Like no one knows who the eff*** she is. (Yes I had to use an expletive to get my point across.)
I put my stalking skills to use and googled hi and low and found nothing, only that someone saw her leave in a black Maybach after a game.

This lady is clearly a drug lord from the Yakuza. She might as well be O-Ren Ishii's grandmother from Kill Bill.

To find out more about the Laker seating, click here and here.
To find out more about nothing on Yori, click here.
To join the enigmatic Yori's facebook page, click here.